Title: How to Woo Your Maiden
Pairings: Arthur/Eames, (Cobb/Mal)
Words: 32, 619
Summary: Sir Eames of Zenith is a bad boy. But when he comes to Camelot and meets the young Prince Arthur, he’s plunged headfirst into deep, smushy love. With only the help of his snarky manservant Yusuf and a book called How to Woo Your Maiden, Eames tries to become a chivalrous knight, and prove to Arthur that he truly loves him. Along the way, he must avoid the all-consuming wrath of Arthur’s overprotective brother Dom, teach the adventurous Princess Ariadne how to fight, and risk everything – all in the name of love.
Warnings: Slash, brief underage shenanigans (kissing), sex, everyone swears like a sailor, some violence (in a Medieval setting), awkward parenting, references to animal hunting, glaring historical inaccuracies, rampant teenage hormones.
Disclaimer: This is shameless crack based on characters I do not own. Nolan forgive me, for I have sinned.
(On AO3, because the LiveJournal character limit is my enemy.)